Fred's Bike: Orville and Wilbur Wright would have approved of my Surly Mountain Bikes!

Monday, August 27, 2012

Orville and Wilbur Wright would have approved of my Surly Mountain Bikes!

I was introduced to the Surly brand a couple of years ago. The company has been around for a decade but I am a Fred and it takes a while for me to catch up. I will never go back. One, there are beer bottle openers on the bike! Two, there is a drunk guy that actually answers the phone when you call (I've called). Three, the bikes are modern but old school at the same time.

Four, you can turn these bikes into anything that you can dream up. I ride my Karate Monkey like a selfish little kid who is hoarding the best piece of candy. One day not on the monkey is like a day forever lost. Then there is my 1x1 which waits faithfully for it's master. I get on the 1x1 and I feel like I can go anywhere and do anything (literally) and that's not a bad feeling for a fat guy!

When picking a bike for a ride I feel like a dad choosing between two sons. If both bikes had wings I know these could fly. With that being said I have decided the name them Orville and Wilbur.

Wilbur

The 1x1 is Orville and Karate Monkey in Wilbur. After riding these bikes I want to take my Specialized and crush it into dust. I am so disappointed in my 2011 Rockhopper that I want to throw up on a regular basis. Orville consistently gives me KOMs on Strava and Wilbur gives me a personal record everytime I ride. Two wrongs don't make a right just like Two Wrights don't make it wrong.

Orville

No comments:

Post a Comment

Bike Quotes

As I get older the tendency to stick my foot up someone's ass is starting to subside. - Fred on Pump Track Pricks

The 29 inch chingaderra rolls best downhill! ~ Fred

I thought of that while riding my bicycle.

~ Albert Einstein on the Theory of Relativity

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving ~ Albert Einstein

If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles. ~ Prof. Carl Sagan

It never gets easier, you just go faster. ~ Greg LeMond.

~ Charles M. Schulz

The bicycle is the noblest invention of mankind. ~ William Saroyan Nobel prize winner

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle. ~ Ernest Hemingway

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I have hope for the human race. ~ H.G. Wells

Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. ~ H.G. Wells

When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking. ~ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Get a bicycle. You will certainly not regret it, if you live. ~ Mark Twain Taming the Bicycle. 1884

PEDAL. Pray Every Day And Listen. ~ Rev. Johannes Myors, The pedaling preacher

The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine. ~John Howard

A bicycle does get you there and more.... And there is always the thin edge of danger to keep you alert and comfortably apprehensive. Dogs become dogs again and snap at your raincoat; potholes become personal. And getting there is all the fun. ~Bill Emerson

Until mountain biking came along, the bike scene was ruled by a small elite cadre of people who seemed allergic to enthusiasm. ~Jacquie Phelan

Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. The airplane simply carries a man on its back like an obedient Pegasus; it gives him no wings of his own. ~Louis J. Helle

The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely it is you'll crash. ~Julie Furtado

If you worried about falling off the bike, you’d never get on. ~ Lance Armstrong

Never use your face as a brake pad. ~ Jake Watson

Refrain from throwing your bicycle in public. It shows poor upbringing. ~ Jacquie Phelan

When I was sick, I didn't want to die.
When I race, I don't want to lose.
Dying and losing, it's the same thing. ~ Lance Armstrong

"It is no longer a beast of steel,
no it is a friend it is a faithful
and powerful ally against one's worst
enemies. It is stronger than anxiety,
stronger than sadness. It has all the
power of hope." ~  Maurice Leblanc