Fred's Bike: Redline Monocog

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Redline Monocog - Fredish?

From mtbr review

Submitted by A1an

Date Reviewed: September 20, 2012

Strengths:    Sexy, tough, and rigid...chix dig it.

Weaknesses:    Have to beat off all the chix.

Bottom Line:

Monocog likes to keep things simple. He may be a little heavy but he more than makes up for it by providing the rider a great time for many many years. Technological "advances" like shifting, disc brakes, or suspension aren't important to him. He does not enjoy parking lot posing at your local Starbucks while you drink your venti mocha caramel skinny sugarfree pansy drink. In fact, he will likely kill you in your sleep if you try this.

Monocog enjoys long rides offroad, cheap beer, and the company of a hairy legged rider (man or woman..he doesn't discriminate) who cares more about the ride than appearances.

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